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Sanya John-Adegbola
Young in body, old in head. I speak, I listen, I read, I write, I act, I play, I debate, I discuss, I fool, I smile and I sulk. Crass, Cruel and Crispily Cold. As you can see, I'm not averse to adjectival alliteration.
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Monday, 8 February 2010

Word of the Week

An obscure word a day keeps the idiots away!

fanfaron
noun

1) A person who uses bravado; 2) A blusterer or braggart.

From the Spanish fanfarrón, meaning the same. With close etymological roots to fanfare.

Taken from Foyle's Further Philavery: a cornucopia of lexical delights, collected by Christopher Foyle. Chambers: Edinburgh, 2008.

Sunday, 7 February 2010

Video Nice, Video Nasty

Clips, Music, Miscellany from Everybody's Favourite Tube

This Week: Irritating Tunes Inside My Head

I was washing the dishes in my house, earlier this week; I came across a particularly nasty plate of food remnant and I began singing the theme tune to Blankey Blank, substituting the words for "skankety skank". Not a moment's thought, I just blurted it out. As you'll see, below, the tune is irritatingly mundane and catchy, and the lyrics are far from challenging, making the combination of the two possibly the laziest theme tune ever. This is exactly why I feel I must share my pain and suffering.


From crappy to camp, I've found myself waking up to the theme tune of I Dream of Jeannie pretty much every day of the past week. I have absolutely no idea why, but I had to tell you all before I go mad. Also, check out the ever-so-subtly-sexist undertone to the whole concept of the programme. For pity's sake, take it away!


Finally, a paradoxically calming theme tune with which we're all familiar. Ah, slit scan and BBC Radiophonic Workshop: you make everything better...


Until next time! (That is, if you haven't all killed yourselves...)

Mutation Station

Can someone please help? I don't know what's happening to me. I've become a nightmarish version of myself, a parodic reflection of my worst fears. I've started liking men I know to be (gulp) STRAIGHT! I have, of course, always found men of most orientations attractive, but rarely have I ever been attracted to men who don't share my own; and never have I actually really fancied gentlemen who prefer curves. The idea of "turning" has always seemed ludicrous, and a little sinister, not to mention a waste of time. It's hard enough work trying to get a gay man's attention, let alone spending my energy on someone who'll never be interested because we share chromasomes.

I think it probably lies in the fact that I'm fed up of Brighton, the (erroneously) self-styled "gay capital of Europe". The name would ring truer if the word "tacky" were prefixed. I'm not going to bemoan the scene, here, since it's just not my cup of tea, and I have very few gay friends, anyway. I just think it's time I went back to a proper gay city, like London or Madrid.

There we have it. Symptom: strong attraction to straight men; diagnosis: insanity. What's next? Playing football and voting Conservative? Perish the thought. Quick, someone: get me a gay hispano hottie!

WTF!

I know I'll probably sound like someone at least twice my age, but I am absolutely fed up of internet slang!

How the hell is it easier to read and write sentences which are truncated beyond all recognition? Eg: is dis rlly mch bttr dan ritin nrmlly? Don't u fink it wud jus b simpler to stick to the already firmly established rules of spelling and grammar?

I know language is a malleable phenomomenon: I've countless theories, from Derrida and Saussure to Barthes, Chomsky, Toolan and Chatman about what language is constituted of and its relation to human existence and experience. I'm not anti-slang, nor am I a so-called "grammar nazi": an absurd phrase, since it implies that I'm prepared to kill an innumerable amount of non-living entities for the sake of preserving an imagined hierarchical ideal of language-use. My real problem with text and chatspeak is it is just lazy. If you only have 250 characters at your disposal, be creative with your use of the word, not with the characters themselves. Beyond that, if we're chatting away on messenger, there is absolutely no need to abbreviate, since I have a little-known quality called patience, which I employ, based on the recognition that communication is not entirely instant.

I don't even have a problem with typographical errors. Lord knows I make as many as the next barely computer-literate blogger. However, this cannot apply to internet slang, since it is all deliberate, and supposedly much more time-consuming to learn and apply. Like a foreign language, or a certain dialect.

The upshot of this mini-rant is basically to express a wish that people would just learn to write properly and express themselves with the already vast array of linguistic tools we already have. Don't think this is the last of such articles you'l be seeing, either. I've a whole host of grammatical pet-peeves which will mak their way onto the blog. Call it therapy.

Oh, and if anyone writes "lol", or "omg" as a comment, you'll find yourself screaming "wtf" for altogether different reasons...

No Vote, No Voice

Being true to my nature - and the fact that 2010 is election year in the United Kingdom - I have lately found myself discussing politics with several people. This week, my University is holding elections for important positions in the Student Union (think a trade union for those who don't work). I would never in a million years stand for election, myself, but I am very interested in the process of realpolitik, and this year I decided to join a friend's campaign team. I won't go into any details, here, since I'm sure you don't care about who is or isn't elected as Education Officer for the University of Sussex Student Union; but going out on the campaign trail and talking about where politics in this country is going has led me to some very curious - and frankly disturbing - conclusions. My generation appears to be both a) hugely ignorant of how politics works on a local, national and international scale; and b) unbelievably stupid, even within the supposed haven of the university institution. Actually, I came to that second conclusion a week after beginning university, but it has steadily solidified over the past three and a half years. What is more shocking is the realisation that democracy is beginning to lose its value in our society simply because the majority of the future leading generation - i.e. those of us between 18 and 25 years old - don't even care about what is going on right in front of their eyes.
To paraphrase the words of one person I spoke to: "Most of us [students] just want to go to uni, go to our classes, buy our stuff, and be left alone by the angry protesting socialists" (my emphasis). Where do I begin to criticise: the apathy, the ignorance, the mildly insulting generalisation or the horrifying commercialism? Screw it, if that statement encapsulates the average young person's opinion, then there is no hope.

I know that British youth are supposed to feel disenganeged from the workings of a political process and system which has alienated most of the population at large, but there is a line. Time was when young people were at least idealistic. Nowadays, though, it seems that those of us who grew up watching He-Man, ThunderCats and the Power Rangers - three examples of the first wave of "franchised children's television", a type of programming which entertained the children as well as exploiting the power of merchandise - are more interested in acquisition and possession. If you're under 30 and live in the West, you probably only know about a world in which privatisation, marketing and aggressive one-upmanship are the order of the day. This has been reflected in recent years by an increase in business-related education programmes, less interest in and funding for creative endeavours, and absolutely no regard for the poor or disadvantaged. In other words, Thatcher and Reagan won.

The problem, now, is where do we go from here? At best, my generation of voters feels a moral obligation to correct the mistakes of the past, but has little to no sense of having the power to make these corrections; at worst, we don't see a problem, and don't give a damn if there is. The result? A splintered and broken electorate who will play right into the hands of a small elite whith its own domineering agenda. The ludicrous irony of it all is that when the population grumbles about being misrepresented, the people sit back and do nothing to change it; lamenting the futility of democracy but being too lazy to actually put it into positive effect. I'm not sure democracy is even the best method of government, but it seems to be the fairest system we humans have come up with so far, and therefore it must be worth a chance.

That's why I'm campaigning for this year's Student Union elections. Even if people decide not to vote for the candidate I'm supporting, they need to know that they actually have a right to vote. That goes for every student, every worker or unemployed person, and every legal citizen, everywhere. Otherwise, we fall into the dangerous trap of having no voice, and the even more depressing delusion of having no power.

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Word of the Week

An obscure word a day keeps the idiots away!

ebriose
adjective

Drunk. Boozed up. Inebriated. Lush. Plastered. Sloshed. Tanked. Pissed. Wasted.

There are dozens of words in English that mean "drunk". Most of them are slang. A sociologist might suggest that this is an indication of the importance of alcohol in British culture.

Taken from Foyle's Further Philavery: a cornucopia of lexical delights, collected by Christopher Foyle. Chambers: Edinburgh, 2008.

Video Nice, Video Nasty

Clips, Music, Miscellany from Everybody's Favourite Tube


This Week: Derek Jacobi, Tired Old Queens and a Shameless Plug

This has been something of an indulgent week, for me. As well as going on and on about my love of the theatre and wanting to enter Drama School, I've been watching videos of my favourite living British actor, Sir Derek Jacobi. You may recognise him as "the man in the banner", but he is, of course, so much more. Here is a snippet of him performing the role of the Chorus in Kenneth Branagh's 1989 film of Shakespeare's Henry V. My favourite actor performing my favourite Shakespeare speech: is this what heaven feels like?


What makes me love Jacobi even more is knowing that he is an accomplished gay actor. Maybe it's wrong for me to focus on that, but I can't help myself. I love the thought of a happy, successful older gay man doing what he loves best. Speaking of which, Steve Hayes has made a name for himself on the circuit for being a lovely, gregarious, and frankly funny video blogger on YouTube. His basic schtick is to sit there and talk about his favourite movies from the Golden Age of Hollywood. While doing so, he'll tell a few jokes, do a couple of impressions, cross-reference and sell the movie like no one I've ever seen. He is clearly a huge fan of films and especially that era, when studios owned the stars who churned out movies as if they were in working in a sweatshop. Below, he recommends His Girl Friday, which I saw adapted for the stage at the National Theatre in 2003. You can also view his latest video here, and watch his channel here. Go check Steve out - he's a scream!


And finally, yet another gay artiste. My Spanish friend had a visitor come to Brighton for a week. Carlos is 23, and a touring musician in Spain. He sent me his latest video, which has images of Brighton, and I promised I'd work a little of my publicity magic in his favour, so here he is. It is in Spanish, but don't worry too much about the lyrics: just enjoy it.


Until Next Time!

Thursday, 28 January 2010

Victory!

Remember that bout of righteous fury I was so vocal about, a while back?

Last week, the following letter came in the mail.

Dear Mr John-Adegbola,

Thank you for your correspondence, received by this office on 10-Dec-2009.


The Penalty Fares Rules work in conjunction with the National Rail Conditions of Carriage (NRCOC). Both state that where the facility exists at the origin station passengers must buy the correct ticket for their entire journey before joining the train. Penalty Fare warning notices are displayed at all Penalty Fare stations advising rail users of the necessity to produce a valid ticket for inspection on request and of the consequences for failing to do so.


Appeal decisions are made in accordance with a Government approved Code of Practice. A copy of the Penalty Fare Rules, NRCOC and approved Code of Practice leaflet are available online at https://www.penaltyfares.co.uk


In accordance with the NRCOC, passengers must produce at the request of staff or agent acting on behalf of the train company, a valid photocard, Railcard or any other necessary documentation to support the validity of the ticket offered for travel. If unable to do so, passengers will be treated as having joined the train without a ticket and may be liable to a penalty fare.


I understand that a discounted ticket bought from the conductor was produced for inspection without the Railcard necessary to validate the ticket. It is the responsibility of the train company to issue the correct ticket and it would appear that on this occasion an error occurred on the train.


With that in mind, I am pleased to inform you that your appeal has been successful. There is, however, a difference in fares is due of £0.75 for the journey in line with the National Rail Conditions of Carriage and attached is a statement provided by the Debt Collection Agency (RPSS).

A refund has been calculated by the Debt Recovery Agents (RPSS) and a cheque for £19.25 will be sent under separate cover from the train company that issued the penalty fare.


Yours sincerely,


N.J. O'Niell
Independent Penalty Fares Appeal Service

TAKE THAT, SOUTHERN RAIL!
Vindication tastes so sweet...

Lazyitis

You know some days, when you wake up four hours later than planned; you've missed your classes; you can't go shopping, because you'll need to do some reading; you procrastinate, and decide not to do anything at all?

No? Just me, then...

Tuesday, 26 January 2010

Word of the Week

An obscure word a day keeps the idiots away!

dandy-horse
noun

An early bicycle without pedals, driven by kicking the ground. Presumably so named by tittering aristocrats poking fun at the sight of the latest ludicrous dandy fashion for stylish yet unmoneyed gentlemen. Who's laughing now, eh?

Taken from Foyle's Further Philavery: a cornucopia of lexical delights, collected by Christopher Foyle. Chambers: Edinburgh, 2008.
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